Dang. i heart esther pearl watson.
I just can totally relate, naw meansss??!!

DETENTION SUCKS BIGTIME.
I asked Tim Starry if he bought a new vest. No answer.

OOOH-WEEEE!
Guys probably think about me in the shower or the tub or whatever and get all sweaty.

MY MOM IS EMBARASSING.
She needs to just get her own life and stop trying to pick up my hot guy friends.

READ
If you read a lot then your brain will grow real big and people will think you know stuff.

FORGET BOYS.
Take that! BURN.

GUY RATER.
How do you rank?

LOG OF FARTS.
Cute. Don’t know about you but that’s what I call it.

YUM AND GO.
Kim and I waited her for like 3 hours to see if anyone would buy us wine coolers and Pixie Sticks.

SOME GUY.
Guys are annoying.